Jesus, where did these two meet, twofirstnamesonly.com?

This dude is jockeying for a post-career TNT Inside the NBA regular feature he will call “McCollum Like I See ‘Em.”

I’ll admit. I’d be totally willing to forgive Durkin if he had a list of things that players were barred from doing and called it Durkin DoNots

I do

I’d kill for a Conky 2000-style robot umpire who called strikeouts via a secret word-style print out. 

Markakis’s wife: “Honey, if you make the all star team I will give you whatever you want.”

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

Wow, multiple cycles at the exact same time!  It’s like a sorority house.

Yeah, it's the best

Ha. I designed that shortly after the inauguration. Here’s a link.

I am waiting to see if Katie Vick filled out an absentee ballot.

Damn, the New Englad lineman wins them a night off for merely catching a punt! Yet, as of my drive in this morning, the Wichita lineman is still on the line.

I believe him. He told me Scarlett Johansson wanted him but he turned her down because she’s a smoker.

I agree with him.  It’s devastatingly and beautiful.

seems parmesan for the course.

I meant it rhymes with 9/11

half man half a century

“Brock is only interested in outerrim titles”

dude looks like a cartoon koala bear