I initially tried.  It was way too much work.

bravo!

“6/6 Never Forget”

How do you get a job as a topple guard? 

Chef: MY MOM

Exactly.  It’s fucked up.  

Great. There will be more whistles...which will lead to longer games...which will lead to less people watching...which will lead to less pizza sales....which will lead to Papa John assuming that less people are watching due to players not taking the field for the National Anthem.

wow. what a way to commemorate the third anniversary of Sgt. Pepper teaching the band to play.

Hmm...I thought this was interesting. During one of the ad breaks, Windhorst said “enter promo code ‘XXXLA’ at checkout to receive 20% off your first BlueApron.com order.” That pretty much confirms that Brian Windhorst is moving to LA to cover LeBron and the Lakers or Clippers.

Meanwhile, Cleveland’s pitch is said to be “more Redd Foxx”

he’s no Roonaldo

Here is a similarly weird previously viewed cassette promo that was included in VHS copies of Naked Gun 2 1/2.

Carlos: “as always, boys, drinks on me if we win!”

his career is also full of less serious but still stupid shit like shoplifting crab legs

I, for one, am glad the name Gareth hasn’t caught on in the United States. It sounds like you are trying to say ‘Garrett’ with a speech impediment.

Sadly, she’s probably inside masturbating feverishly to these sounds.  Why give her spank bank material?

I don’t see a lot of people explaining jokes on here.

Few things are more insufferable than listening to someone try to explain why something is funny.

Not to mention, the way those recliners are positioned only allows one person to extend the footrest. 

Teen Wolf #MeToo