Ha! He’ll never get a Kardashian.

Dwight Howard is the Who Farted? t-shirt of NBA players.

Question. How much money would you have to be paid to let Kawhi check your prostate? Only take his hand size into consideration, not the fact that he is not a medical man.

“Wow. Such an award. Who to thank? Who to thank? Ok, first of all, it’s humbling to even be nominated for Dad Of The Year, let alone win.”

He looks like he talks to schools as part of a “scared straight” program

I think this is called a “shitty twister”

wow. Even Kirk Cameron’s career wasn’t left behind.

Amann looks like the type of guy a woman would find on a dating website that wants her to meet his kids way too soon so they can tell mommy that dad is dating someone.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

It incentives flair

I would bet all the money in my pocket that this kid lives in a bell tower in a village that still has a cobbler, toffee shop, and candlestick maker.

The part of this story that stood out to me is that this this guy really had a tumultuous relationship with cars. He was hit by five cars himself, and wrecked an additional eight.

throw the Christian to the Lions

it really is. My favorite part isn’t even in the video, though. It’s this...

Yet, he’s going to be one of those guys who say “you know, I never saw the divorce papers coming. Hey kids, putt-putt sound good again?”

can we agree that 19 is way too young to be a bus driver?

“find a new infant” -@definitelynotbryancolangeloswife

id say i feel bad for you, but i dont

he does not like Houston as a city.

I can’t wait for his seeing eye dog to shit all over the stage during a stump speech