“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

I’m so sorry!

This guy had relationships with Madonna and Carmen Electra. I am not sure what that means exactly, but this guy had relationships with Madonna and Carmen Electra.

such a dumb premise. Love it.

Put Draymond Green in the middle and call it a “cock ring” 

“Was Charles Barkley the ‘Round Mound of Rebound’? Who’s to say?”

I’m not against anyone that thinks the Earth is round.

he approached that barrier with the footwork of someone wiping their feet off before they go into their boss’s house.

are you trying to shoot holes in a joke? While you are at it, you should poinr out the fact that JR Smith would be required to wear a shirt and dribbling the basketball for two and a half years would probably be impossible.

Right. So the Cavs send the guy they hate the most and the Warriors send their favorite player.

The Warriors or Cavs (ha) should say “damn, we were going to come.” Then Trump will be all like “These young men are patriots. Invite is back on.” Then the Warriors or Cavs should just send a shirtless JR Smith to dribble out the rest of the term.

Is this the stupidest thing we’ve ever put on the website?

“yeah, that one,” Trump added.

Although it’s rarely seen, moving forward, Zak should be considered the correct spelling of Zach or Jack. It’s equal parts Zachary and 90's Nickeoldeon.

next up: George Zimmerman

I, for one, am looking forward to seeing Al’s feet.

“See ya later, instigator!”

now that Drew is back...

Ha!

I guess it’s time to come clean. My wife has created multiple Kinja accounts just to reply to my shit with a “+1.” I had no clue until the other night over dinner she told me “Don’t eat too much. You owe me big for all of those Drew-Magary-as-Zordon +1s.”