The Finals are so over I just saw a Puerto Rican child wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers 2018 NBA World Champions shirt on CNN.

“Deadspin has reached out to Mike Litoris for additional comment but he couldn’t be found.” 

Small Left Eye Lopes

It never has and never will be anything but welcoming to all human beings who live, move, and breathe in God’s world.

This marks the first time in history that 69 comes after a #2.

The brown and white stripes

Not really a fight. It was the week of the SEMA show in Vegas. I had attended a party where they were handing out stupid shit. Afterwards, we went to a duelling piano bar. It was pretty packed. Out of nowhere this guy comes up and punches me in the mouth. He runs out of the bar. Like it was just a punch and then he…

Man, Judge Aquilina is becoming the Dr. Drew of judges.

the beginning of the end

I know this. Maybe I should have said “won”

It’s not looking good for Colangelo. TMZ caught a distraught Colangelo boarding a flight to Philadelphia.

“That’s fucked up” -Pusha T

That’s a Dehmlow blow.

I thought this obituary was going to be for someone named Ruth.

he gets absolute failure (which is why the USFL lost a massive court case and folded and everyone lost).

There is no reason to assume that Donald Trump even knows the words to the national anthem. He definitely does not know the words to “God Bless America.” Because these songs are not about him

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

Carol Sharrow was charged with manslaughter in the death of 68-year-old Douglas Parkhurst

Imagine your claim to fame being the guy who helped someone cut down trees despite not being a lumberjack.

the new director “grabbed his crotch and his penis and acted out as though he was urinating on the wall” in the office.