LeBron’s head is looking like a picture from a World Wildlife Fun pamphlet illustrating the devastating effects of deforestation.

I take it Gronk renamed his horse.

“We have—I don’t know how many Grand Slam doubles titles—12, 13? I don’t know.” -Serena

Jesus, I have seen smaller collars on R Kelly’s girlfriends.

The unexpected shorts make that top gif one of the best gifs ever.

This is brilliant and accurate. I like that it sounds like an exaggeration, but it isn’t.

is it wrong for a man to put his penis in a woman’s butt?

Obviously I’m not. I haven’t been involved in any of “god’s plan”

absolutely.

Fuckhead.

Is this a Canadian thing?

not without a prophillieactic

obligatory

I thought the 700 club was something you were a member of if you fucked in a Cessna.

You ever notice how “God’s plan” always requires contracting the dumbest fuckers to carry it out? Shouldn’t he be better at planning? God wouldn’t last a day as a events coordinator on a cruise ship.

The supercut below offers a glimpse of his 12 punchouts, or as Nats play-by-play guy Bob Carpenter likes to call them, punchies

Harris’s father told TMZ they’d be willing to switch CBD medications if that was the hangup

Just watch- dumpster fire will be the Mets’ version of the Cardinals’ Rally Cat.

I bet he’s still a little bitch when you start the vacuum, though.