You’re right. Why would we extol sports figures when we could just do what you people do to hide YOUR failures: Lie your asses off?

Oh that’s right: You’re a Jalopnik fuck. So that means that you spend all day Internet Pretending to have cars and bank that you’ll never have. Here’s a hint: Over here in the big-boy part of this blog? We want proof.

No wonder they used to string them up.for every possible crime imaginable.

I’m not that type. But you’ll have to excuse me; I was imagining this in the German that it would be in if not for us.

That’s nice. Now go get me my Whopper, as is your employment.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when you’re a trailer-dwelling pile of shit.

Uh oh! Looks like I pissed off worthless white trash!

And what the fuck would you know of courage or danger? You’re a Kotaku asshole. The most risk you take is burning the roof of your mouth with a Hot Pocket.

Why are you so angry? Is it because you’re a morbidly obese Wisconshit subhuman who wasted his life and has no future, and neither does your trailer-dwelling, DUI-getting, no-necked family?

You overestimate how much us and our lives mean to the government.

....So if I’m getting this right, Millwall is like the British Oakland Raiders, but with a more productive history in the 21st century. Is that in the ballpark?

America isn’t.

You’re the baddest motherfuckers in your mother’s basement.

He’s not a fucking hero, he’s a drunk who did a drunk thing. It doesn’t count when the courage is not yours.

Red-staters don’t get to do that. The money and lab work for that came from blue states. It was only in Texas for reasons of latitude and besides, Houston is a blue-as-fuck enclave.

My point was that he is also an old person.

“But I was with an old person...”

....And this is the point where the British can stop pretending that they’re somehow better and classier than us.

I am implying that the Metropolitan may have taken orders to look the other way, yes. What makes you think that the Tories or the Republicans are above such things?

Do you really think that the average Briton knows that, or makes that connection?