Given that the Steelers were basically created in honor of his birth, I’d say that this is a good argument that they should be shut down.

Let’s just get this out of the way right now: Comparing this asshole to your typical Mexican immigrant is like comparing your typical American to Ray Rice.

Guys, guys....you’re missing the important thing here: The Cards are 3-6 and in last place in the AL Central.

It’s ridiculous how much shit we could get done and how many problems we could solve if we just passed a majority age for voting.

The law allows them to leave. It doesn’t make them.

If the political trends continue as they are, they won’t after 2018.

Anyone else ever notice that morally outraged Republishit legislators aren’t keen to do anything about bestiality, incest, or meth abuse?

Republican elites shun HBO as liberal propaganda, and Republican rank and file voters can’t afford it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Southern governments are like petulant teenagers. They whine constantly about not needing the feds to watch over them, then they turn right around and do something that shows that, yeah...they do.

Hey, how do I get my cat to stop knocking shit over when he wants fed?

Do you ALWAYS believe someone when they say they didn’t do something horrible? Are you from that Ricky Gervais movie a few years back?

The NFL needs to switch to the NBA’s draft system.

Counterpoint: There’s a good philosophical argument that, if you REALLY observe nature......actually, none of us have any “rights” to anything.

To an art museum? That’s....less surprising than you’d think.

Counterpoint: Philadelphians tend to be human shit, and deserve pain and inconvenience.

You’re missing the bigger fucking picture: They should have never put themselves in the position to have to choose between him and the plane’s other passengers to begin with.

I like how you believe whatever the big corporation puts out in its press releases.

The police DID IT ON THE SAY-SO OF THE CORPORATION!!!

No argument there.

A government agent working on behalf of a corporation. Jesus H Christ. Do you think that a hitman deserves more blame than the guy who hired him too?