Go look at their profits, chief. Complaints over the way they handle customers will make a temporary dip in the American market at best.

Two things you can always count on a Cards fan to say:

You know Deadspin, some people who are working for you.....shouldn’t be.

Well, yeah. Did you think that Chicago only had a loser team?

I don’t agree with bribes, but I believe in a competitive bidding process.

Pretty much, yeah. There is definitely a veiled message here: “No one is strong enough to protect you from us, so behave.”

Given the news coming out of Washington, at this point I don’t think that Trump will be POTUS next year.

FIFA being serious about something other than their bank accts.....don’t say that while I’m drinking coffee, dude.

Don’t feed the troll, folks.

Unfortunately, I’m fairly sure that the poorest of the three Norteamericano countries still has more cash than the three from South America combined.

But but but freedom!

You think corporations would treat you better without them being there at all?

The government, though, is at least in theory committed to helping people. That’s still better than corporations, who have no such commitment and have never claimed to do so.

This is a misunderstanding. I meant the generic you; yay for the limitations of the English language.

The Cubs: A better team than the Diamondbacks.

It’s really going to suck for you when it happens again, then.

I wouldn’t go to Vegas to put it all on Arizona just yet. 7 games means nothing in baseball.

First off, that’ll do jackshit to bring them down. Look at what United made in profit last year. You’re a fucking drop in the bucket.

No argument there; I should have definitely added the caveat “That is, if they do their fucking jobs”.

We get it. You hate the NFL.