This is precisely why I DON’T watch the prick. Fuck that shit.

This is the kind of shit that made the rest of us cheer on the Boston Marathon Bomber in that godawful movie.

As opposed to you, who has the honorable job of working the floor at Wal-Mart.

“How dare these lazy bums not be a nutless coward towards their employer like I am!”

Within my LIFETIME?!? FUCK!!!!!

No one’s stopping you from moving to Toronto.

The women don’t hurt.

LOLOLOL You are shit and your family is shit. You should have been aborted.

My guess is that they would, honestly. The tipping culture in America is very strong.

Whereas, you....you actually got the keys to the back at your Wal-Mart the other night!

I’m a former tip worker too. I tend to agree with you, but I will note that relying on tips is awfully inconsistent for a job that pays the bills and the rent. It’s great for people working on the side, but.....

 Hey asshole, this is not the missing piece that will take you to the promised land. You work for the Lions. God has ordained that you will suck ass. If Barry and Megatron couldn’t do the trick, you think this moron will? You had a lucky season last year, and if the Bears get Jimmy G, you’re sitting in the basement.

You don’t know yet that Peter King is a worthless pile of shit? That’s Deadspin(and common sense) 101!

Why do you believe in second chances for him? You won’t fucking benefit.

And the NBA is no different in that regard, son.

Can’t wait for the state of Texas to prove yet again that yes, it DOES need the dimwitted-but-not-as-much-as-Texas guiding hand of Washington.

Or convincing Oklahomans that the vengeance of God is nigh.

.....Couldn’t the Redskins get ordered around by the Chiefs?

In all seriousness....J.J. Watt? If you’re reading this, do me a favor: Slam this vile motherfucker’s head into the turf this season.

I’m sorry.