I just picked the most obvious bandwagon team in football.

It takes a hell of a lot of restraint not to tell these people “Cheering for winners doesn’t make you a winner too. Deal with it.”

Huh? Confused about no. 2

Upper class Europe, Japan, South Korea, and now Russia and China say otherwise.

Given that it’s socially ok in Mentor, Ohio to fuck your sister, I’d consider the source.

You know what? No. I’m going to clear this up. I don’t dislike poor people(besides, what I described isn’t even “poor”. Not by a long shot).

Translation: This hit too close to home for you.

Okay...in all seriousness...

I’d like to know how your typical NFL fan reconciles the “If you ain’t first, you’re last” attitude with the fact they live in a two bedroom house and drive a Bush-era Hyaundai.

They’re generally awful at everything.

Don’t try to figure out your chronological location by asking someone if the President is a dipshit who was born with a silver spoon spoon in their mouth. That won’t clear up anything.

In other words, “the crime’s not so bad if you count the population in the most conveniently flattering way possible!”

At press time, Mr. Piazza simply responded by posting pictures from Google Earth of East St. Louis*.

.......We have become a bad country.

“Oklahoma is one of 14 states that still has laws criminalizing sodomy on the books, describing it as the detestable and abominable crime against nature”

Look to Creighton to use this guy to get good press.

“The defense attorney claimed that eyewitnesses at the apartment claimed that the woman was not looking injured”

I saw io9's bracket from a couple years ago where Star Wars faced LotR in the most predictable final ever.

Out of fairness, Neanderthal Hunting Party should only be able to advance against the animals if they can defeat 19th Century Game Hunters Who Have No Moral Qualms About Killing Humans They See As Inferior.

You’re debating a worthless pile of shit, so you know