Those shirts won’t say “2017 World Series Champions”. Cubs still have the scariest roster in baseball.

I respect your calm and intelligent approach.

American conservatives are the most fucking thin-skinned people on Earth.

Yeah. And guess what?

Unfortunately, yeah...Even my dad could probably remember a time when saying stuff like that would make it Candyman time.,...

Yeah, but if the Raiders fall to pieces after losing Carr like that....

Well, the Cowboys are good now, and that’s all that matters. How long they remain good remains to be seen: Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliot could both end up having sophomore slumps...although both having them at the same time seems rather unlikely.

“This is like the bad old days when they worked out 8 hours a week!”

Conor McGregor knows Yeats and James Joyce like your typical Southern good ol’boy knows William Faulkner.

Eh, we may disagree on semantics here. The Colts are faltering—Luck is understaffed, but it’s time to admit that he’s not the next Peyton Manning. So now that division is anyone’s game there....and given that “anyone” includes the fucking Jags, it’s pretty obvious that the AFC South exists to give a talented wild card…

Because anything involving the Bengals in the SB has to be an urban legend.

.....Yeah, I remembered that just as I hit “Send”.

You got me there.

Let’s compare the divisions that each team is in, shall we? There’s a reason that the Texans have gotten more chances.

I don’t suppose that it will cause heart attacks when I report that this guy is a Republican.

LOlOLOl. Your family is shit.

I gotta say...Every day that these outnumber actual articles two to one, your ultraliberal editorials ring that much more hollow.

I gotta say...Every day that these outnumber actual articles two to one, your ultraliberal editorials ring that much…

Lying is still a sin, even if you do it online.

Lying is still a sin, even if you do it online.

I don’t smile when you bring me cold French Fries. So we’re even.

I don’t smile when you bring me cold French Fries. So we’re even.

Donnie? Maybe DON’T talk to the Russians.