The day I try a non-alcoholic beer, no matter how good, is the day I win a biathlon.

He really was that disgusting : / if anything, they’ve slimmed him down.

He’s basically Ric Flair.

Or maybe, just maybe, YOU can remember that without left-leaning white people, you are politically at the mercy of people like Trump.

Apricot Adolf.

This thing looks like it IS an old Soviet shuttle.

Then you’d have no economy, because the bitter and angry Trump voters know nothing about running an economy. You can’t keep up a superpower by opening doors at Wal-Mart!

Eh, Christie’s always been weaker than most of the usual Republican rogues’s gallery, because unlike them, he operates out of a deep blue state. The deeper he got into national GOP politics, the further to the right he had to go. The further to the right he went, the more he would piss off his constituents. So, this…

Fuck it, this needs to be said.

Uncalled for, dude.

“It’s already established that no one in New Jersey respects his opinions”

.....Well, Caligula only lasted four years....

South Jersey?!? The “Welcome to Camden, get out while you can” South Jersey? The Aqua Teen Hunger Force South Jersey? Have you lost your mind, or are you wearing a wife beater as we speak?

That just means that he can do more damage and do it more quietly.

Shouldn’t you be fucking your cousin?

This sounds like a great way!....to get your two four-star recruits to transfer to another high school.

There’s no fucking way that the Osmanli Empire makes it to 1940, much less today. WW1 or no WW1.

Nice to see you admit what the most popular sport in North America is.

We’re actually kind of a shitty country.

That’s right, folks. Deadspin just ran “Our industry is hurting, feel sorry for us” article on a bunch of guys who need to be taken out back and shot.