You gave me an idea: We need to send the Kelly Anne Conways and Tomi Lohrens of the country to Westeros for a year.

......I give up.

“Turns out that when you drop a ball from the height of a 12-story building, it goes pretty damn fast”

Wow. A gamer’s girlfriend is uninterested enough that she wants to have sex with someone else? I’m shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Why are you surprised? Kellyanne Conway’s birth was a mistake.

Yes. And now we shall regale ourselves with the riveting tale of the Quahog Lumber Company.

2017. A year that the average lifespan is greater than it used to be, and so athletic lifespans increase too. Science and history both prove this.

That, or the tennis world’s longevity is inching up, just like, you know, the average lifespan.

Seriously....how can you deny healthcare to millions as a central plank of your policy, and tell yourself in the mirror that you aren’t a bad person?

Yup. Party over country.

You know who else has forgotten those 4 million?

It’s time to get serious about voting rights when we next take power.

So you hate democracy then, you piece of shit?

Anyone else notice that almost all of the NFL’s issues would be at least partially or indirectly alleviated by shit canning Goodell?

You said “Wealthy vote Repub, poor vote Dem”. That’s a pretty heavy and inaccurate oversimplification there.

I never said that it was treason, so I don’t know how this affects me.

First off, why would I be afraid of trailer park trash? What the fuck is Flynn the Fine V going to do to me...spit in the Big Mac that I don’t order?

Good for California, which is also an oil-producing state.

No thanks, I prefer television that didn’t die its natural death 10 years ago.

You really don’t realize that Trump was a fluke, do you?