What a shock. You still watch South Park.

No I don’t wonder. I don’t fucking care. As long as people like you keep pumping my gas and bagging my groceries, I’m good.

I don’t like his idea, but they’ll have a hard time doing so without the high-tech, heavy equipment that Blue America both funds and designs.

It’s not as simple as “wealthy vote Republican and poor vote Democrat” and you know it. But hey, I don’t blame you for wanting to ignore the existence of your trailer trash contingent.

And that would be just great for the people who God cursed to live in Mississippi, would it?

.....Yeah, because there’s no oil anywhere else, is there?

Keep on thinking that this election was the future and not the exception that it was, shitstain. 2018 and 2020 will cause you a lot of fucking anguish, and believe me, chief....we’re going to remember how you behaved.

I like how you think your name is ironic.

.......And where does the money and R and D come from to produce the high-tech gear that is the REAL source of American military strength, no matter what those feel-good commercials tell you?

Why don’t you want to live in a democracy? You don’t have a share in the power. You’re worthless white trash.

This is you in 2018 and 2020, chief.

So votes only count if you fuck your cousins, and not if you are one of the states that actually run the American economy. Got it.

You misspelled Colorado.

Yeah, you don’t get to claim that a team represents a whole state in good ways, but not for a joke or insult. The world don’t work that way, sunshine.

What’s wrong with that article? It’s the fucking truth. People like you should be forced to wear helmets at all times.

Why are you happy with being a trailer-dwelling Burger King lifer who plays the lotto every day, you waste of time? Because it’s pretty obvious that you don’t have the smarts or talent to be anything else. So now I wait for the next step in the dance, which is you lying about some high-powered job or military…

King Koopa Rapist is a generational talent(unfortunately), but so are Brady, Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees. A lot less championships are guaranteed to such a QB when his generation of players is the best QB crop in history.

I withdraw my correction. I trust Deadspin more than fuckimg Wikipedia.

I’ll let you have this. You’re a Chargers fan, you don’t really get to taste victory a lot.

Okay. I stand corrected.