For some reason I wanted to add the word "cheese" to the end of this headline. "Theory" would also be acceptably fun.

That's a story I'd love to read more about.

"Younger than she" is techinically correct. Judging someone on this most common mistake is borderline crazy.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't suggest another cabbie-flirting, double-breakfast eating rando. But with the right girl (or guy - or yourself for that matter), you're bound to explore an exciting new level of sexual pleasure. Don't forget to order the tossed salad!

You're a giver!

So much he could have done and didn't. And I was like 26. Not at all demanding.

Theatre by nature is "reductionist and exclusive." Why can there be no discussion or critique of the play as part of obtaining the rights? That seems unrealistic. Nice that they are instead using student monolgues to offer a similar experience.

Single-handedly taking on depression! Good for her.

I do hope you'll re-consider the finger up the ass.

You learned a lesson early that I didn't learn until well into my late 20s.

This is a fantastic project. My inner-need caveman is grunting approval!

This is the only time this has happened to me. I mean, I've had guys cum quickly, but they always go for a second (or more) round OR they make sure that I also get my rocks off. Mind you, there are times when I get someone off and I'm either bored, drunk, tired, etc. and don't feel like getting off, so I don't, but…

Free-range parents really are the best tasting.

Don't let this one encounter ruin your formula. The majority of great dancers are also great in bed. Or so I've heard...

Casey Chan wrote about this on Sploid a few weeks ago.

He was such a damn good salsa dancer too.

Did you at least get free drugs out of the first guy?

His feet may stink, but honestly, this annual party is really just an alcohol-soaked drugfest, so really it wouldn't matter too much. I think, however, for him, I'd be the bad choice considering his straightness and my, well, less than.

Yes, this really is the important question here!