Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

Wait, I know a guy we call barefoot Dave. I think he lives in northern Delaware/Philly/South Jersey. I see him at a regular party in DC once a year. Same guy? Tell me more, because my dude is the kind of filthy hippie I'd like to make bad choices with.

Oh, I definitely agree with this. - mostly. Bulge shots are absolutely more alluring and more sensual.

Please feel free to pass that along so we can all judge...

Many thanks. I hope you grow to appreciate the beauty of the peen.

Sure, but you've contradicted yourself in your own post. Church teaching once justified slavery. Church teaching subjugated (and really, still does) women to the will of men. However, in court, none of this would hold up as a legitimate reason to discriminate in employment. Sex, race, and religious affiliation are all…

Well, yeah. But I'm a sexually active gay man in a major metropolitan area. Dick pics are basically currency.

<—Loves dicks and pics of dicks

Makes me queasy too. Poor girl.

How in the world can you convict someone of manufacturing child pornography but NOT have enough evidence to charge someone with sexual assault?

Well, no. If she were discriminated against for being black, we'd be up in arms. If she were discriminated against for being a woman, we'd be up in arms. What makes this situation different? Simply because they are a church doesn't mean they are above reproach. If anything, we should be looking to our church leaders…

I wonder if there is a case to be made for religious discrimination (also a federally protected class) where the mother's beliefs are being discriminated against by her employer. Probably a stretch, but... (?)

This guy is picky?

That was my thought too. And then my teeth started gnashing together.

This does seem an odd career path.

Having worked FOH and BOH in nearly every position possible, give me the kitchen ANY day. I'd rather have burns all over my body and cut off my fingers than spend one more minute dealing with the moronic public. And I say this with the full realization that I am, myself, sometimes a member of the moronic public.

And Michael Cera rather looks like a young Mr. Burns:

But you forget, Albert:. 2008, when this exchange occurred, was a leap year!

This is what I am seeing:

Cocaine may have been used on the asshole as a numbing agent. I've, um, heard from a "friend" that this helps to get things up there. *ahem*