And can we break "bro" down further into "bro," "brah," and "bruh"?

Hahahaha! I hate to admit that I even gave the word a second glance because it didn't look right. LOL. Well, the tales from those parties are often amusing. I think I was more concerned with spelling "hors d'oeuvres" which doesn't seem to be in my spell check.

Drop everything and make ranch dressing? HAHAHA.

Except (and I am in no way defending the customer or suggesting that the chef should change the salad) IF the restaurant in fact does not carry ranch dressing, the server should have completely eliminated the possibility during the ordering and not actually placed an order asking for the substitution. I agree the…

"Period" itself is a euphemism.

I eat the shrimp tales too - but along with the shrimp. Mostly a habit from so many cocktail parties and passed hors d'oeuvres.

Dan Savage is in there. He's in front of James France towards the end of the song.

I just replayed this for the third time and am still tearing up.

Wonderful way to end the show.

Did you get it all out? All that anger and frustration in one glorious, masturbatorial rant?

Do tell us what they would have discovered in your secret penetration stash. (And no pressure to come out - in your own time - but do take care of yourself and love yourself.)

Kudos to Jim Cooke for the "fap"ulous artwork.

Fuck anyone who tells a man where he can and cannot fap.

Ehh, to be fair, probably not the first seed in your dad's mind. ;-)

Oh man, this gets me every time.

And the slices mix really well with a bowl of Ramen noodles to make a delicious, creamy soup. Even now that I'm out of the Ramen-necessary years of my life, I re-live favorable moments with a bowl-full.

The real embarrassment is that "desecration of a venerated object" is actually something you can be charged with.

Is it really a good idea to store a nine-volt battery in your glove box with the extreme temperature shifts many cars are subjected to daily?

You will feel cooler and look better in linen pants.

I live in SW Florida and had never heard of this. Thank you for changing my life, kind stranger.