“So this is a sobering reminder that attacks on any American — regardless of race, ethnicity, religion or sexual orientation — is an attack on all of us and on the fundamental values of equality and dignity that define us as a country. And no act of hate or terror will ever change who we are or the values that make us…

I turn 40 this week and skipped Pride in DC with my younger friends and colleagues with a dismissive attitude of “been there/done that”. I regret it immensely as I sat alone this morning and walked around work this evening in solitary grief trying to attend to guests while masking a mixture of emotions I haven’t felt…

In a day of so many tears, you made me cry again at your selfless question. I hadn’t even considered the emotions of those who have to cover this. Thank you.

No, it’s not like that at all. It’s like getting a rent-controlled apartment and then deciding to actually, call me crazy, live there as long as you want. An “All-You-Can-Eat Buffet” has a written or implied contractual agreement that the eating must occur during regular business hours (or the hours set for the buffet…

What? Women do the heavy lifting? Have you ever been a man? Maybe it’s expressed differently,. and maybe our worries are different, but you can’t paint us with broad strokes like that.

Will she also learn the difference between “there” and “their”? OY!

Needed this today. Yesterday’s double wad a doozy.

Thank you for giving me a new place to focus my often irrational hatred of people.

Sure, offer a screaming newborn that will require a minimum of 18 years of high maintenance costs as compensation for a move. Oy!

The kid is lucky considering the prevalance of red allergy today.

Also, they’re great for making pot butter!

Judging by these examples, the key component to looking great is better lighting. Got it!

EDIT - I HATE when I can’t go back and edit my typos/grammar mistakes. Two is one too many “to’s”.

It’s extremely effective to teach by example; I’m not sure you think otherwise. You’re basically training your brain to hear a chord or interval correctly and when you hear something wonky to ask, is that flat under or over pitch. Shit, I’ve been a musician for over 30 years and I still have to work to make sure my…

Send all moose requests to directly to Sarah Palin.

You have to keep following up. Email again. Wait a day or two and follow up with a phone call. And repeat. All the while maintain a professional, polite demeanor without sounding desperate or angry (I know, it’s a fine line). In the mean time research the types of companies the agency is staffing for and learn a…

Ha, I just posted a screenshot from a YouTube video of her getting slimed. HeeHee! We’re olds.

I don’t know, who she is...

This is amazing satire, and I’m sorry I’m only now reading it.

That’s organic ketchup, btw, and it costs $1 per ramekin.