But he's not a known rapist in the eyes of the law - which is the distinction I'm sure the MLB is making - however crappy.

So, glad I read all the way to this. Well played.

But... a lot of us DID think he was funny.

Note my use of the word "perhaps."

Not bad. A bit corny perhaps.

I call that Thursday.

Wow, it's true that with the right lens and angle you can make ANYTHING look huge.

If they lift up the bag, they're gonna know there are chips in there - staples or not.

I'm DYING from this comment. DYING!

At work too. Sucks because I REALLY want to Google Image search for more, and of course, I can't.

I need to take you out into the world buddy. ;-)

Double penetration: It's probably more common than you think - especially in the gay world, and the even seedier gay, drug-fueled sex world - which, come on, really, this has to be a drug-fueled sexathon DDD is describing. I can think of half a dozen times I've been a part of a double dicking duo - and even one time…

YOU may not have found that dick(s) you want to suck - and maybe you won't, but believe me, there are plenty of - for all intents and purposes - straight boys out there who might otherwise be vagitarian but occasionally get a hankering for tube steak. Trust.

Great idea. I actually had already set up the automatic transfers for the first three months, but I'm going to update those transfers to your plan. Another advantage is that you can take great advantage of the power of compound interest by putting more money in at first.

+1

I think you may have won a prize for this!

Oh man, Sonny Bono can't cut a break. Can the poor dead bastard?

Of course if you're using Chrome on your desktop/laptop and have an Android phone this just happens magically!

How do you accomplish that without purchasing a machine from Apple, HP, Sony, etc? Do you have access to some private internet that isn't owned by Comcast, Verizon, etc.? Do you only view .org sites that surely have no agenda in converting to their thinking?

My vegan sister would be quick to point out that honey-roasted almonds aren't vegan if they are indeed roasted with honey. I hope you left it in on the side (and I'll eat all the extras).