But he's not a known rapist in the eyes of the law - which is the distinction I'm sure the MLB is making - however crappy.

So, glad I read all the way to this. Well played.

But... a lot of us DID think he was funny.

Note my use of the word "perhaps."

Not bad. A bit corny perhaps.

I call that Thursday.

Say what?

The gym is what often starts my mind toward an orgasm...

Wow, it's true that with the right lens and angle you can make ANYTHING look huge.

Ha. Thank you for clarifying! I was like 8.

That was more than two cent's worth, but you can keep the change. I'm not here for the money or troll rewards.

That was more than two cent's worth, but you can keep the change. I'm not here for the money or troll rewards.

Wow. I'd rather deal with an Apple-hater troll any day over your anger issues that cause you to use "faggot" and throw shade on someone's mom by insinuating that she's had a sex change and now enjoys incest with her son.

No way I'm getting my haircut in a dirigible.

Those men aren't using the pills to father children.

50 is old to you? You need some perspective.

Let's discuss Mullet buildings that should be razed... I'm looking at you EEOB... The style was over-wrought at the time and looks even more over-wrought today.

Looks to me like the map-makers created a pretty decent radius that included fair commuting distance - I'm looking specifically at the DC metro area where I'm from. Would definitely be interesting to compare this to a heat map.

Well, part of blogging is getting the clicks. you clicked. Eric wins.

Thos hip cats could never imagine Angry Bird or Candy Crush.