Now THAT'S hilarious!

True story, I had no idea Highlander used the name MacLeod. McLeod (without the "a") is my grandmother's maiden name. But, I'm sure you could care less about that while you're grunting out a "shut up" at me.

Well, I am gay. So yeah.

Hey, that was funny in one post. Not two. /snark

Mind you, I get what you mean by the red flag ;-)

February is black history month. I think we have a color other than red already selected.

Nothing at all gay here.

Why on earth would you do that?

Any corner liquor store can cash it.

I don't love to hate on rich people. I do, however, love to hate on insufferable douchebags - regardless of their socio-economic standing.

"Privileged"? For money earned through hard work? You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Yeah, but this is such an extensive list that it will take a long time to compile a complete invoice given the nature of the damages and the various repairs needed. She is clearly documenting the damage as soon after the tenants left, while everything is still fresh, and giving them a head's up (and an opportunity to…

I don't think she really prioritized her grievances as much as listing them entirely. Certainly the blood-stained sheets and mattresses would rank higher on my list as I'm sure they did on hers. But any landlord will list EVERYTHING wrong when it comes to this point, if only to document for the inevitable lawsuit.

So, your logic is that the property damage and douchiness of the tenants doesn't matter because all parties are rich? Nice. Get a grip. Unless you're devoting your entire existence to feeding every hungry child on the planet and spending every single extra cent you have left over after fulfilling your most basic needs…

No yolks?

I had similar enjoyment as a waiter making aioli. For some reason, this was front of house sidework. Definitely a nice break off my feet between shifts.

And now I want both.

I'd rather use the egg yolks (and I'm happy to separate the eggs with my fingers). How may should I use in place of a scoop or two of mayo? are we talking a 1 yolk to 1 scoop ratio, maybe?

You vindicate my existence.

Those trust falls aren't supposed to be naked.