With the new threat of camouflaged Israeli commandos around, I have another excellent excuse to stay inside and play online. Thanks!

Best post of the day!

Yeah, bad form, Mr. Ex.

I see what you did there. Nice.

Oh there's a position available. Unfortunately it's backlogged with porn viewing, butt-plug testing, and bong hitting (with legally obtained tobacco products, of course). With responsibilities like that, who cares if a few sad tears slip past.

Definitely interesting article demonstrating the use of meta tags as business practice. I'm surprised that Kickstarter's success rate is so high at 44%

I read and re-read both your comment and the sentence above and STILL it took me a few minutes to realize it didn't say "asses". I mean, logic kinda dictates that your ass should get wiped in minute 1, right?

[SOMETHING SNARKY] [SECRET GLEE OVER THIS FANTASTIC TIP]

Yowsers.

dafuq?

I think my Kinect is judging me now.

Makes you wonder what they do all day at Gawker Media Headquarters.

Did you die a little inside too?

Wonder what Patrick Bateman would think.

Second butt-plug story on Gizmodo this week.

Someone had better be buying me dinner first before I'm using any of that. Especially that "thing" in the middle...

I'd like it to print a new ID for Molly Oswaks.

That first image kinda looks like the backside of a curvy drag queen doing Liza Minnelli.

Wow. You're kind of a jerk in this article. The wedding you attended may have been a private event, but it was not held in a private home—it was held in a place of business. Your anger and frustration is misplaced here. The drinking age is stupid, nonsensical, etc., etc., etc. However, you never mentioned that,…

The one above was the first I've ever scanned. Yep and yep.