Anyone else get a chuckle that this article is sponsored by T-Mobile? It's like a Gates grant being used to pay for iPads.

The title of this article is mis-leading since it's necessary to already own an iPad to get another for $100. I feel I've wasted 30 seconds of my life reading this and another minute complaining about it. LOL.

Well, that was qwik.

Yeah, I'm starting to think the same thing. I guess you get what you pay for.

This information might come in handy after reading about the cucumber shot glasses.

Totally want. Any word on the battery life yet for the Fire? Ultimately, I'm looking for something to replace my old laptop. I have kick butt desktops at work and home. I just need something to entertain me on the plane and get me dinner recommendations when I'm stuck in a hotel room. I'd like to see 3G in this though.

Think of the pr0n possibilities!

Ah Vegas. You can check out anytime you like, but you just can't ever leave.

I was probably drunk in a bar unable to prove that I was right about something. Ah Google, you've won me so many free, tasty malt beverages over the years. Happy Birthday!

Well, I just logged into Gizmodo via Facebook and then "liked" this article via Facebook, so, I doubt Zuckerberg's quaking in his Adidas flip-flops just yet.

@Daamian: Actually the 9th is in four movements with 3 natural breaks built in.

Umm, I uploaded first the text version of my resume and for kicks the pdf version (exact but with formatting). The text got an "A" and the pdf got a "D+". What gives?