Please tell me you have all seen this one -

My favorite line EVER-

Interestingly he’s the reason I don’t watch it- I read a few of his crazy ass right wing conspiracy tweets and signed off on that puppy.

I’m about to do the same thing - what calculator did you do?

please don’t feed the trolls..

It all righted itself once I got back on other sources of protein. I actually went back to eating lean grass fed beef and my cholesterol lowered! Plant hormones can be really tricky - after that soy incident I’m very careful about any estrogen raising substances like lavender or evening primrose.

YES - thank you very much for mentioning this; soy as a major protein source for men is dangerous and can lead to development of secondary sexual characteristics, primarily fatty tissue in the pectorals as well on the side of the thighs. Unfortunately I speak from experience.

He looks great, and can look phenomenal when he wants to, but my costumer friends have literally gagged at his wardrobe. It’s part of a “hey I’m not a pretty boy actor, I’m a real man’s man..” trip.

The secret is to find a GREAT surgeon and do a little bit at a time. No major saran wrap stretches that distort the features, and be very judicious about the injectables.

I’m just really hoping that this is a troll.

THIS

We got a pizza stone for a house-warming. It is amazing and makes crappy frozen pizza acceptable. It is also great for baking bread.

He purposely stays unwashed and it causes a LOT of problems for wardrobe and his co-stars. A bit of a power trip.

Do you think she KNOWS she has the crazy lady haircut? Take a picture of that cut and show it to any hairdresser- they’ll shake their heads and roll their eyes.

Couldn’t agree more: Noory is boory - BRING BACK ART BELL!!!

I read that second sentence very quickly as “abortionists” and got really confused.

not sure the fertilizer and herbicides on a golf course are the best nutrients for those goats....

yep... scarey Tammy for this role..

I loved this until OVERNIGHT developed an allergy to it... like severe raised skin / itching oozing welts... now I can only use the salt crystal.

I loved this until OVERNIGHT developed an allergy to it... like severe raised skin / itching oozing welts... now I…

I remember from some documentary that they bite you, let you go off to die then they can smell the rotting corpse from miles away, juuuuuuuust when its the right level of decomposition that they prefer to eat!