I agree- I guess splinter needed some clickbait fodder.

Isn’t “on air diarrhea” what FOX Does already?

Man I have missed your stuff on gawker...

but the FONT... dear GOD the FONT... my EYES!!!!!

And what’s with the low forehead and straight hairline? It’s like she’s one of the Reptilians that didn’t get a skin suit that fit properly. “Look we’re in a hurry, just take this wig from the bus and truck of Hair”.

long slow appreciate clap - that’s a good one- 

I agree- great slow burn, good twists, fantastic camera work that makes you confused if you are in the house or a model - 

I SO wish you could put that into a graphic for publication - and thanks for following through on that btw -

What are you doing with Howard’s rocks?

WHY THE HELL CAN’T I GIVE THIS 100 STARS!!!

One of the best SNL skits of all time was Melanie Hutsell playing Tori Spelling playing Drew Barrymore as Amy Fisher...I can’t find the clip and it was genius.

When someone is a run - on rambler and I don’t necessarily need to foster the relationship, I generally ask “What am I supposed to do with this information?”

I can’t eat anything with blue food coloring because it tastes like metal.... I was surprised to find out that not everybody can taste that. -

I’ve been off Diet Coke for 3 months and I fucking hate it. I’ve been taking fistfuls of supplements for literally 35 years with very good results. The EU finds no problem with aspartame but with the dementia in my family I finally got concerned enough to stop. Also REALLY got tired of being razzed about it by alcohol…

As a clinical psychologist with a focus on treating sex offenders, who has worked in state prison system and jails for a decade, this video clip shakes me. There was NO justifiable reason for this child to be searched in this manner. The cupping and squeezing of the limbs was way out of bounds.

This is my general reply to those kind of idiot - comments:

because he’s a gay robot...

It’s probably just me and a few others, but I don’t find Ivanka beautiful AT ALL - her features have always been weird and those AWFUL ceramic veneers are the wrong size for her mouth. Its like a wall of refrigerator doors in her mouth.

You nailed my experience completely.

I fully intend to squeeze my fat ass in that dress and wear it proudly during the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse....