I’m gay and that Jax dude grosses me out SO bad....

Alabama native here.. we are basically constructed of ice tea and tomato sandwiches :)

Sorry, but tomato sandwiches are fantastic....

I’m two glasses of wine in and your use of “hate watch” has made my night! Can’t stop laughing!

this made me cry - dammit....

And fetal alcohol syndrome.

This is absolutely true, but look at Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich and Dick Cheney - how the fuck are they still alive? It’s like they are self propelled gobs of goo.

aka salt and pepper.

marry me.

THIS!!!!!

fuuuckkk - she’s a dominionist? i did not know this... makes SO much sense. now I have to go take a full on Silkwood shower....

Maybe we could all chip in and get him this series -

I don’t even have to read the rest of the posts- you win.

If you could have only peeled back a piece of rubber skin showing reptilian scales underneath... NO, wait; you depart the ship in a sleek A line skirt and tailored jacket - all black with HUUUUGE stylish sunglasses... but as the car door closes, you lower the sunglasses.. and have bright yellow reptilian contact…

I was actually really concerned for your safety a couple of times.

Wow - Blown away by this excellent article as the narrative moves like a screenplay. I’m blown away by your patience with these “colorful” individuals and was actually concerned for your safety. One thing I’m definitely planning on doing is going to the next LA Conscious Life Expo - I thought it was a big bag ‘o…

-he’s featured in Sheryl Sandberg’s new “Lean In Together” campaign, where an ideologically incoherent group of famous women vaguely proclaim how much they support other women. - BEST LINE EVER!

My experience in using Yelp has required me to develop a strategy. If the number of positive reviews are high, I look at the grammar and sentence structure. If it seems overly effusive and repetitive, I start to think that they are fake reviews. On the other hand, when I see a 1 star, completely negative review that…

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I found it disturbing because Cruise really thought he was great - or maybe that’s the joke?