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Holden Mahgroin
holden-mahgroin
Oct 4
35

Well, the head of the team is an osteopath, so I'm surprised he isn't trying to massage the COVID away.

Jun 13
19

Do you want Sam Worthington? Because that's how you get Sam Worthington.

Jun 13
2

he’s like if you made Jack Whitehall go to the gym and stripped him of literally any personality

Jun 13
11

I would be interested in this movie if it starred literally anyone besides Theo James. He is one of the blandest actors alive. 

Sep 12 2019
128

Jesus Christ is there anything that the dipshit writers on this site actually approve of?  The Newsroom was....fine.  It wasn’t fantastic by any stretch but it wasn’t the Real Housewives either.  It was a serious show about serious adult stuff, which is better than 90% of television out there.  

May 16 2019
3

He should have been jailed years ago.  Him and his fucking smug smirk.  I hate that lying cocksucker.

May 16 2019
9

When this guy gets out of office and lands a massive payout in form of some idiotic, vastly-paid sinecure he’s so clearly going to receive, it’s going to be a massive scandal. Read more

Apr 18 2019
3

Actually the press is doing its job, which is to present the facts to the people and let them draw their own conclusions. The press has demostrated, time and again, that this administration wilfully and consistently lies about everything. The problem, the only problem, is that 40-50% of voters don’t give a shit.

Apr 11 2019
398

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

Feb 4 2019
52

She posted the recipe on her twitter as “Queso recipe: velveeta, rotel, cream of mushroom soup, cream cheese, sausage, bacon, heavy cream, diced jalapeños, fresh tomato & cilantro” Read more

Feb 4 2019
86

Who looks at a recipe for queso that has cream of mushroom soup in it and thinks “yeah, this is a winner”? Just make “rotelle dip” like the rest of us who either don’t know how/or care to make real queso.

Jan 30 2019
32

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

Jan 30 2019
83

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.