Well, the head of the team is an osteopath, so I'm surprised he isn't trying to massage the COVID away.

Do you want Sam Worthington? Because that's how you get Sam Worthington.

he’s like if you made Jack Whitehall go to the gym and stripped him of literally any personality

I would be interested in this movie if it starred literally anyone besides Theo James. He is one of the blandest actors alive. 

Jesus Christ is there anything that the dipshit writers on this site actually approve of?  The Newsroom was....fine.  It wasn’t fantastic by any stretch but it wasn’t the Real Housewives either.  It was a serious show about serious adult stuff, which is better than 90% of television out there.  

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals?

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

He should have been jailed years ago.  Him and his fucking smug smirk.  I hate that lying cocksucker.

In his grinning face hopefully.

When this guy gets out of office and lands a massive payout in form of some idiotic, vastly-paid sinecure he’s so clearly going to receive, it’s going to be a massive scandal.

I hope he goes to jail.

Actually the press is doing its job, which is to present the facts to the people and let them draw their own conclusions. The press has demostrated, time and again, that this administration wilfully and consistently lies about everything. The problem, the only problem, is that 40-50% of voters don’t give a shit.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

What in the utter fuck, that’s not queso. That’s DRUNK SOUP.

She posted the recipe on her twitter as “Queso recipe: velveeta, rotel, cream of mushroom soup, cream cheese, sausage, bacon, heavy cream, diced jalapeños, fresh tomato & cilantro”

Who looks at a recipe for queso that has cream of mushroom soup in it and thinks “yeah, this is a winner”? Just make “rotelle dip” like the rest of us who either don’t know how/or care to make real queso.

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.

Bless his heart.

His own voice just repeating “I’m a big boy whose daddy loves him. I’m a big boy whose daddy loves him”