Well, the head of the team is an osteopath, so I'm surprised he isn't trying to massage the COVID away.

Jesus Christ is there anything that the dipshit writers on this site actually approve of?  The Newsroom was....fine.  It wasn’t fantastic by any stretch but it wasn’t the Real Housewives either.  It was a serious show about serious adult stuff, which is better than 90% of television out there.  

How do you reconcile the fact that the state you’re so gung-ho to protect are fucking war criminals?

“I think people like Edward Snowden, Chelsea Manning are heroes,” she said. What a breath of fresh air!!

Actually the press is doing its job, which is to present the facts to the people and let them draw their own conclusions. The press has demostrated, time and again, that this administration wilfully and consistently lies about everything. The problem, the only problem, is that 40-50% of voters don’t give a shit.

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

What in the utter fuck, that’s not queso. That’s DRUNK SOUP.

She posted the recipe on her twitter as “Queso recipe: velveeta, rotel, cream of mushroom soup, cream cheese, sausage, bacon, heavy cream, diced jalapeños, fresh tomato & cilantro”

Who looks at a recipe for queso that has cream of mushroom soup in it and thinks “yeah, this is a winner”? Just make “rotelle dip” like the rest of us who either don’t know how/or care to make real queso.

I think what he’s saying is he wants us all to shit our pants in fear every time we see him, rather than pointing and laughing the way we do now.

They periodically pick up the parts that fall off, and staple them together to make a new Hapsburg. The spares get elected by the GOP with surprising frequency, in my opinion.

Bless his heart.

My Cock will be there for the greyz.

She is 33 in trailer park years, like Kellyanne. 

In 2012, Breslaw wrote a story for Tablet Magazine titled, “How the cancer victim at the center of the AMC series [Breaking Bad] justifies my skepticism of Holocaust survivors.”

You might take a second look at your ageist implicit bias.

I wish.  She would win in a landslide.  She said she’d never do it, but we can always dream.  I’d like to see her throw down at the debates.  

The problem is that “everyone” doesn’t include Michelle.

We can’t force her. If she doesn’t want to run, it’s her choice. Though “President Michelle Obama” has a gorgeous ring to it.

His own voice just repeating “I’m a big boy whose daddy loves him. I’m a big boy whose daddy loves him”