“Uncanny Valley” -

Can I occasionally borrow him for a long romantic dinner?

OR A REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS JR!!! DU DU DUUUUUHHHHH!

I’m really sorry that happened to you; I’m also really impressed with your courage to speak out to support his daughter - good work :)

Sorry - should have been more clear - our carpet was so filthy that it changed color after using the dyson!

Sorry - should have been more clear - our carpet was so filthy that it changed color after using the dyson!

give the waffle iron a try -it does crisp them up in a hash brown kind of way :)

Exactly - expansion of the loan forgiveness programs in exchange for public service oriented jobs for a period of time. Their are a few good ones that exist, but ramping these up could be a huge boost to certain sectors.

I like what he is doing and I also wish that someone was addressing a larger issue that secondary education in this country is NOT what it was 50 years ago. I’m generalizing, but if we don’t fix the issue of barely literate students graduating with useless degrees and enormous debt then we’re avoiding the larger…

That HAS to be a wig-line, right?

She looks like Mad & Hell AFTER they die, come back, mutilate their bodies and are then painted to look like drag queens by Bruce Willis.

I cannot for the life of me figure out how to work the extenders - I don’t THINK my ears are deformed, but now I’m wondering.

I cannot for the life of me figure out how to work the extenders - I don’t THINK my ears are deformed, but now I’m…

god the banana color scheme just never gets better..

I was reading a “recipe” / use for leftover fries where you reheat them in a waffle iron and, as delicious / crispy as they sound I thought, “When the fuck have I ever had leftover fries??” NEVER.

If it is any consolation, the Washington - wives set really gave it to her when she was part of that crowd for a while.

Former entertainment / casting here, now psych: I’ve encountered the Pitt Olfactory Assault and I can tell you that he absolutely knows that he is “ripe” to put it nicely. It is a power play to see if people will mention it / correct him. He pulled the same crap in Inglorius Bastards by never showering and “pulling”…

Our rug changed colors after the first use of our Dyson - I was simultaneously amazed and disgusted.

Our rug changed colors after the first use of our Dyson - I was simultaneously amazed and disgusted.

I did not know this about Ms. Strong. I’m rage-vibrating right now....

True, however the rest of the country does not have three solid growing “seasons” that the Central Valley can pump out.

Okay - full disclosure - totally vain gay guy here and i got amazing results for hair regrowth and skin texture improvement by using a derma needle roller - they’re cheap on amazon and using them with rogain for women will help your eyebrows.

I worked at a restaurant in West Hollywood in the early 90’s that served a wide range of marginally upscale items. A very sweet woman I worked with kept saying to her tables that the salad dressing was a BAHS-LAMICK. Later when we were at the order station, I jokingly corrected her by OVER pronouncing BAH-SAAALMIC. Of…