Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

I think Dean knew what Grindr is but didnt wanna disclose bc hes super discreet, 7inches clean/cut, ddf and cant host.

I think it’s called Hosr

Kris Draper, Kirk Maltby and Darren McCarty. What a bunch of beauties.

something something five-hole something something two-man advantage something something Zamboni rides

Well, looks another group of Senators are going to have to resign. This is getting out of hand.

Wait, there is another pro sports team known as the Jets?

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

“Elementary, Watson.”

While it’s bad The Onion has been Kinja’d, it’d only be worse if any random chud could try and make their own jokes in the comments.

with hard work and the right attitude I don’t see why not

Have you read the sentence? It’s good, actually.

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

I’m sure the ol’sturgeon came swimming along, minding his business one day.

Not only that, but his attitude. If you disagree with Chris (and don’t get vulgar), he’ll come down and chat in the comments, and have a great back-and-forth with you. Guys like Redford, Burneko, Ley, Marchman - if you disagree with them, no matter your tone, it’s an automatic “fuck off idiot!” The Deadspin team could…

The funniest part is where he states that people can typically start their long runs at 8-12 miles! Sorry, but no beginner can run, or probably even walk, 8 miles straight without overdoing it and causing more harm than good.

I was just wondering when the internet would finally get an article about training for marathons.

In that Tony Kornheiser is distracted by my form-fitting wardrobe?

So media site, needing to generate revenue, posts salacious photos to criticize other media for using salacious photos to generate revenue? It worked, I clicked. Take my $0.001.