I dream of the day you can take an iMessage chat to a separate chat icon (basically take the entire chat to a separate stream away from your chat icon). Dare to dream...

I just came here for the update about him being murdered.

“And sometimes Canada too, but rarely in the NHL playoffs.”

An American covering canadian curling trials? The USA really is ridiculous.

David Lee... dude always was underrated at passing the rock.

“Whoops. Whoa. This is embarrassing. The actual winner is ‘No Bluffing: this Poker Set Is Only $23'. Congrats to Shep!”

“And the winner of the Deadspin Awards ‘Longest Average Time-on-Page’ blog of the year goes to.... (drumroll...): SI Swimuit is Apparently Phasing Out Those Inconvenient Swimsuits!!!!”

I think we all know what he was really thinking:

Samer, did you say.... I’m Fam??

Agreed, none of it is stat padding. Ripping boards out of Steven Adams’ hands is just what we call “playing the right way”.

says the man (woman?) with an alligator avatar

Finally, a pro athlete that this Deadspin commenter can relate to!

This is exactly the point. Hardcore porn is basically the only think keeping the lights on a Tumblr, can’t mess that up with dogs and kid vids and whatnot.

Agreed...we need to ban empty late-night buses!

Trump continued: “like I did...”

Give it a rest with Knights, already, Bill!

How the World Times Fell Fucked Up for a “National Cuban Sandwich Day” Hoax Hoagie Celebration

“So, there I waSMASH, minding my own buSMASH...I said, I waSMASH... enough alreaSMASH...”

He was also a media idolmaker, having launched the TV careers of, among others, Tony Kornheiser, Michael Wilbon, Stephen A. Smith