Well lets say he decides to really crank it and couples a 60,000rpm motor to the thing.

Going to the other end of it, if you could somehow turn the last gear (you can’t, not enough force in the universe even if the machine didn’t explode first) so it was making one turn an hour, the tenth to last gear would be exceeding the speed of light before you even considered the other 90 gears!

I hate this take on the issue of needles.

This is something I find myself struggling with a lot. There’s a part of me that says, well, if China’s money can buy Kerr’s speech, than anyone else’s could, too, so that means anything else he has to say is basically moot. That’s an idealistic part, maybe the sixteen year-old part of me, that still believes that…

I disagree with a lot of what you are saying here. I do wish that Kerr said more, but you can’t just jump from “he didn’t say what I wanted him to say about this issue” to “stick to sportzzzz!”

Ah whoops, them too. Thank you for adding more information to this breaking news story.

It’s Colorado. If you’re walking into the Pepsi Center and hear someone ask, “Nuggets?”, they are not asking if you want McDonalds.

Laurie Anderson - Mister Heartbreak [1984]

The British tabloid press continues to be one moral step below guys who sell fake insulin but the real story here is how rugby union has managed to be the most progressive “tough guy” sport on the planet.

Except on Tuesdays. Then está muerto para ti.

He must be rubbing off on teammates. I saw that someone has filed for the rights to the phrase “shoot her in the head”

But... these are good tweets!

About time Booker got defensive

Joakim Noah has never been double-teamed outside the champagne room, what does he know

He missed an opportunity to use "getting ran over by a Buss" for #59 on every list.

I just want to know when, exactly, Sebastian Telfair fucked your girl.

Has there been an SVU episode about tumblr pivoting to not-porn yet? Because there should be. My fave Ice T quote from the episode:

The State of Hockey - Sad

I just came here to murder him...