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“Con-junction, junction...”

The word “hero” is tossed around a lot these days...

Hm. So you’re saying off brand Cialis would turn a small penis into a really good piece of advice?

“The action is frenetic...back and forth... and it ends in.. a draw!!”

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

Ironically, there are probably a lot of white Vikings fans who are right now wishing he had just taken a knee.

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

Let’s not forget

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

When you handicap it, Matthews scored 11, and Laine gets credited for an assist.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

Why is Deadspin publishing an article about Bill Simmons Flunky’s Craven Bullshit?

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Can someone convince Skip Bayless to get hair plug treatments?

What I would give for a candidate in this election with a WAR of 0.