Yeah, that guy has a real “oh shit, bro!” look on his face. My bet is it’s his friend. Somebody is going to recognize that guy and know/find out who he was at the game with. And then they’re going to get $4.67 from Deadspin for his name.

Toronto fans are just bitter that Baltimore has the better hockey team. What’s that? Baltimore doesn’t have a... nope, still right.

Like Hulk Hogan’s sextape!! The public has a right to KNOW!!

Arizona: Doing to hockey what we did to ice tea.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I just want to point out that the marketing for this - by the NHL and ESPN - sucked hard. The commercial campaign was awful and really didn’t give anyone a reason to care about what is essentially a preseason tournament, while ESPN’s marketing hook was just “wheee we have hockey again!” They did nothing to make the WC…

Barry, articles about Canadian hockey fans in Toronto nonplussed with the product, are for November.

Finally, a pro athlete that this Deadspin commenter can relate to!

Step away from the keyboard, Vivek. STEP BACK!

COP 1: We’ve arrested Bucs player Austin Seferian-Jenkins.

In my virtual kingdoms I’ve put in countless hours to fully gear out my characters. My overwatch gorilla has the finest jackets and hats. My fallout character lives in a beautiful, sprawling city that I custom designed. He even has a stable 401k. I am married to a hulking, horned demon in another game. In the real…

Ha, losers!

For the time is right now
I need this sparkling moment
For some great champagne.
Lead me to your wine cellar, my friend
My throat longs for some of that taste.

If you define “city” as a “densely populated shithole lacking in affordable housing,” then yes, you are correct.

Nobody is going to bulldoze a home that you own. This isn’t the railroads buying people out of their land back in whenever they did that shit. It’s a developer planning to buy houses for sale and getting told no because zoning laws and NIMBYs don’t want apartments there.

I need a counterpoint to Tom Ley’s “Dinosaurs Suck Now”, because it hurt me greatly. I never meant to take it out on you Barry.

Actually, A GREAT POINT MADE BY BLOGGER TOM LEY and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT TOM LEY JUST SAID.

Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.