Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?

No

Nope.

Stone: Hey! Josh! Question for you: Who’s got two thumbs, and just got called up to the big leagues?

My honest-to-God answer is: When that kid can afford to pay for one.

Adequate man can kick rocks but Foodspin will forever be the blog I await to read at the pearly gates.

Hot taek right here folks!

This...this is a pretty hot take.

When I saw Delino DeShields name mentioned a year or two ago, I honestly thought to myself, “Man, he must be really old... I remember him coming up.”

“GET OVER HERE!!!” — Every hockey dad.

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

This is the biggest win for the Canes since like 2007.

That dude deleted his profile picture too and now totally has egg on his face.

Damn, talk about a party fowl.

1. Holy fuck, the internet is amazing.

European Tour has done some great vids over the years which the PGA Tour should start to emulate to showcase players personalities more.

“I was like that all night.”

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

Ah, cool, now post a photo of Robert Horry smiling with the larger number of championship trophies he’s won.