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Mozgov is center. Center on LeBron team not meant to create own baskets. Center on LeBron team meant to catch pass, make dunk, make shot. Mozgov is good center for LeBron team.

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

Boy, you mean I can listen to you and “I ruined Deadspin, for real this time!” Marchman wax philosophical (i.e. complain like jealous little bitches) about Grantland obituaries? Over and over, as many times as I want? Fucking hell. Sign me right the fuck up!

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

The phrase “replacement level Bush” has serious potential.

Kessel is still disappointed about his trade to Pittsburgh.

Marv is the only remaining member of the family to giggle whenever someone says their last name.

Jeb: No, you hang up first! Haha. Ok we’ll hang up together in 3...2...1... did you do it?

[Gerald Green’s house]

I like that this image was part of an ad at the bottom of the article when I scrolled down. So fitting:

Jonah Javad: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Unfortunately, Detroit is last in the country in uncontested rebounds.

It’s almost like you didn’t read the disclaimer at the bottom of the column.

Quinn nails the calculus involved

Now that’s a proven core!

I say good for this guy, whoever he is. It only took him about five seconds to admit fault.

Had me going until... butterface.

All this corporate doublespeak from a star writer. Where’s your heart, Ms. Horn?

Buck is smarmy as fuck and just has one of those punchable faces, but he’s not bad at what he does. He doesn’t trip over his words, calls the action reasonably well, going with the Summerall- understated approach instead of screaming. I don’t know that he needs to always be on the air, but he’s fine at this.There are