Well this is damn depressing. If Carly can’t fail all the way to the top then what chance do I have??

Just too bad it took TNT til the end of the game to realize none of the shots were worth televising.

Tom Ley: “lets remember some bands!”

(hushed tones): “oh my god... the rumors were true, he really is well hung”

That beer advocate link got me searching the site for the first time. Jesus. It’s the beer equivalent of watching a hockey game with Pierre McGuire doing color commentary nonstop for 3 hours, during play and intermissions. Talk about taking the fun out of something that is (was) fun...

“Yea, I did some fuck stuff”

I will never have sex with anyone I work with, around or near.

Close: 90% of people stopped trying and don’t care Twitter is ‘for’.

But kinja uses stars... oh.

I’ve got a confession to make. I read the articles.

Check that, I guess you can’t read about this kind of ding dongery at Gawker after all. Integrity?

keep clicking around the gawker universe and it’ll pop up sooner or later!

He felt they didn’t have his back? Preposterous. His shoulder, on the other hand...

I hate to be “that guy”, but you spelled Coach K’s name wrong. It’s actually E-l-e-t-i-s-t S-c-u-m-b-a-g. Common mistake.

Except that Frank Caliendo’s technical gifts are literally skills that no one else can do. So a better analogy is that he’s like Andy Reid and his clock management skills. So basically a less funny Andy Reid.

“This is the kind of Star Wars/io9 cross promotion that Gawker is going to spend the next few months driving you insane with”

You gettin’ in on the Deadspin movie critic beat too? I dig.

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It’s up there...

While I enjoyed Hanna, the ending was muddled and pretty weak. My point being, he’s consistent!