I was totally with you up to your last line. (this is my thing now.)

Objectively I was bringing the hot takes with “objectively” literally before “literally” became the de facto “objectively”.

I did see Ghost Protocol. It was a decent popcorn flick, but I just found it way too outlandish yet simplistic in premise and execution. Some fun, if rather silly action scenes. So, kind of in an awkward medium space between the Bourne and FF movies. That said, there is lots of love for Rogue Nation it seems, I will…

Well, they are objectively the better movies, so there’s that!

I was totally with you up to your last line.

This list is the biggest pile of hot shit since Marchman bukkaked all over the concept of cereal. For fucking shame.

You’re not wrong... but damn. I need something sweet after that “palate cleanser”.

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Well, that is definitely considered a “positive” trait in craft cider...so why not beer too!

“See 2Pac? I told you, the answer is ‘no’”.

Well now my terrible joke doesn’t make any sense after that edit, Tom. As senseless as all this football-fan violence.

It’s what Gizmodo was like until Kyle moved to Deadspin. (Actually no, Deadspin has really nurtured his cynical side.)

That is screaming out for a Burneko review / hot take

Apparently, Alex Ovechkin received a SHEEP

Good idea. Ditches will make those seams way more visible.

See, now that is a baptism ritual that makes sense.

I’ll go first.

The Lakers are waffling

Where do you rank “[your name] speaking”? Also, where do you rank “swiping the red X”? (The latter is a personal go-to.)

No big deal. He just wanted seconds of his pre-game meal of ginger beef.