Woolley captured perfectly what “it” is...

All I know is do NOT image-google “Jean Pierre Paul Hand Injury”.

one, two, three, four!

“Thumb dead”? That’s a little blown out of proportion...

Don’t worry, it’ll be star wars toys over there soon enough.

Whoa... from felatting Apple to “fuck your apple”....hard core

This is not pokemon, video games, and or star wars toys...wtf man??

I have this recurring dream, nay, nightmare, where I am surfing the internet, and every time I click on deadspin dot com, all I see are articles for video game articles, star wars toy articles, star wars toy articles, and star wars toy articles. The scariest part is how VIVID it is. Like, I can see these articles,…

OH OH I’ve got one! I was minding my own business, clicked on “Deadspin dot com”, and staring me in the face was a bunch of VIDEO GAME ARTICLES. Frightening horrible stuff, but if I had to endure it then all of you now do too.

other than, you know, money.

Ugh. So much coverage on the same thing today. We get it already! Enough is enough! Tell you what: I’ll click that damn “coolest star wars toy ever!” article if you promise to cool it with all this star wars shit.

Between all the Goodell / Brady coverage today, shouldn’t this post be filed to “Threadjack”?

Ted 2’s box office results (disappointing?) are $190,000,000.

wow...

Particularly because the only meta-commentary my criticism can make concerns faults in the American education system.

Dallas Rules? Nice try Leslie, but Dez still didn’t make that catch no matter how you break it down.

“Wes Craven died???”

If only the gray comments could be, instead of marginally thoughtful, completely devoid of thought like the one you dropped....

Samer, consistently with the best DUAN theme song picks, and it’s not even close (although Barry does make some inspired metal selections now and then).

Is anyone gonna say it? I mean DAMN, that is ugly. Seriously, when is the NBA gonna drop it with these sleeved jerseys??