If Barkley was on his former agent, blowing his brains out would be a bit redundant, no?

“’Get off my lawn’ is exactly what these bitchin’ headphones are good for! That is, if you are talking about long blades of grass.”

Always attendance truthers...

“That was a BIG no-no”.

the safest thing one can do is leave, or else perhaps buy a gun.

Glad to see the Reds did their part for bark in the park, by also having a rough night.

(George Costanza voice): Remember, it’s not really stealing if you don’t give it to them in the first place.

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

Can’t stress this enough: NOT with a dumbbell.

Well, at least he’s still emotionally invested in a program that went 1-10 last season

I don’t get it

“Just a tragic outcome, really hurts our chances going forward.”

This just confirms his actual motto in life is “the best defense is a good offense”

but he is not a man who can abide shoddy craftsmanship

to limit violence to head-on collisions and blindside tackles.

Goodbye to most of the football-playing sons of rappers

The system works!

These sponsored posts are getting to be a bit much...

Well, if Cobain’s “new” album sounds like this, I might actually have to check it out

Canada was bound to regress to the mean sooner or later