But a dozen or so random pieces of music plucked from years and years of home recordings does not an album make

You sure he isn’t just tweeting about the Deadspin comments section?

Avoid making a major purchase on impulse. Except for a house in a scorching hot real estate market, when there are 30 other offers that are jacking the price well over asking and oh my god we can’t even get an inspection done or we won’t get it, we have 5 minutes to decide, based on newly-slapped on granite…

Oh, how I envy your lack of knowledge about Cowherd... (but to answer your question, as Tom noted, it’s pronounced “Racist Gumby”)

It’s for the best, that plan is full of holes.

Pretty tacky...maybe that’s the fall fashion trend?

not if you’re using them on a baby

He wasn’t asking you to evaluate yourself.

Further to Emilio’s point... I’m low-grade funny at least one out of eight comments... That’s gotta be good enough! (Seriously though, I would actually post less inane crap if I was out of the greys.)

self loathing, mostly.

If only life imitated art...

I honestly prefer the less-loved Conan the Destroyer

The answer, as always, is Tom Ley.

You cannot convince me that the hair in that movie isn’t lousy as hell.

Well, the ref really shouldn’t be surprised that things ended in a stunning turn of events.

Well, “something Brady/Ball/Deflate related” is a pretty bad name.

Check this out, cuz...sports! (start with this before Infinite Jest at any rate...)

Jack Reacher is way better than any of the ridiculous Mission Impossible flicks.

Leitch likes predicable, formulaic, increasinly inane and stupid franchise movies. Got it.

Or, at least, alive.