The lesson, Leitch, is that you need to seriously re-evaluate your assessment of Sandler in Punch Drunk Love. Actually, don’t, no real reason to destroy your fond memories.

The vehicle ran off the roadway and flipped

Commissioner Gordon, obviously

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Delino DeShields. Wow I’ve been meaning to get that off my chest for a long, long time.

Come on now, Clay Travis isn’t black...

DO IT. Ban everyone, I will buy you a beer if you do.

You were on to something... Could’ve vastly sped up the learning process by having Craggs chase after you with an ax.

So basically you’re saying you graduated from being a beer weenie to a pizza weenie.

You want kinky hockey players? Banner10 has the man for you!

you got the “fucked up” part right.

Indeed, much like this reply, he should lie undisturbed in the greys.

Open and shut case — based on that picture he’s totally blotto.

The list is for worst fan boys, not best fanboys.

let me guess — Harvilla is the holdout

The NFL does fuck with the regular season schedule just for more money....

I don’t know about that... combining the hammock, magazine subscription, and some god damn peace and quiet in the mid afternoon (1 hour...just one freakin’ hour), is about the greatest Father’s Day possible.

3 years old?? Gators grow up so fast!

“That putz should have been eaten”

A bit uncomfortable, yes. Still, this guy is the calm voice of reason on his Ultimate team.