“So don’t be like Sandler, Kevin James, and Kevin Smith? No problem!”

What is the point of this “post”.... you’re getting warmer...

yeesh...being trapped at a baseball game...my sincere condolences

Will declares a bold (?), utterly subjective opinion as a general fact. An anonymous commenter responds...with a different bold (?) utterly subject opinion. Both give personal reasons for their opinions. Actually I’m not sure Will does, but the other guy gets headaches. In some circles, that is considered “adding to…

Not bad effort, but your article was a little more forced than Barry’s last one as a shell article that is actually just pimping Gawker’s PGP secure drop.

has lots of experience ignoring

Remind me not to go to Kiev for any medical procedures.

Can we contract MLB while we are at it?

And to think, before reading all of these offhand bits of minutiae, I thought baseball was boring. Boy was I wrong!

A number of years ago, on a TV show aptly named “Beer TV”, there was an educational moment about wheat beers, and something about how the fermentation process wasn’t truly finished until you add citrus right before drinking. I don’t know how true this is, nor do I care (although a bad wheat beer is undeniably improved…

Didn’t you get the memo? Kokatu is the new sports.

The point is in the name. You have a “session”, where by you drink “many” beers, but you are “sophisticated” because “sessions” are “dedicated events for aficionados”, and you are “above” drinking 18 cans of piss-water macro brew lite. Beer snobbery at it’s most hoppy and all-day drinkable!

Uh...pretty sure its “their are typo’s in this article”

Tom Ley plays major league baseball?

I realize this outs me as one of those thoughtless savages who drinks beer at least partially for its intoxicating affects

ah becaus Gizmodo programers were drunk at teh wheel.e.

Jim Tomsula Doesn’t Care for all this Social Media Malarky

People can hate the Kardashians and reality TV all they want.

Was about to judge-the-shit out of your choice, but the fact that Rolling Rock can at times be found for $9.99 for 24 cans is enough to convert me.

If you are only drinking one can of Hamm’s (or Schlitz or Old Mill or whatever), you are doing it very, very wrong.