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The only thing I walked away with was meth is a hell of a drug.

The “did Carole Baskin kill her husband” angle is a juicy cherry on top of this shit sundae that people can’t get enough of, but it’s a bit unfair that she’s portrayed as the “big bad” villain in the series when Joe easily takes that crown (pun intended). I think the docuseries was trying to make him into a sort of

The least worst tiger keeper on the show is like being the least worst racist

Fyi, Saff prefers male pronouns. I agree that he is one of maybe 3 or 4 semi-decent people on that show.

I am shocked and so happy that my low expectations were proved wrong! Love he is in jail until sentencing.

I’ll take what I can get these days.

I don’t like her eyebrows.

The boob contouring is particularly bad. It doesn’t help that the mesh on the dress is squashing her boobs either. 

That's a lot of contouring

There is A Lot in that People article. And all of it made me cringe. 

I was very confused until I realized you weren’t talking about Meghan Markle.

What is the purpose of Brooks and Julianne’s full TMI publicity push? Why am I hearing so much about this dude’s interest in sex? I don’t care about your boner, buddy.

I’m more concerned that the whole line looks like expensive Harry Potter merch for Team Gryffindor.

How can she stand to wear those high cut leotards? Every time I see one I mentally can feel it sawing through me.

In all sincerity, thank God they figured this out before bringing a kid into the mix.

Adjusting recipe amounts is the modern day version of hubris, and the punishments just as devastating.

The joke’s on DOT - didn’t Grande have to give like 99% of the revenue from the song to the Rodgers & Hammerstein estate just to sample “My Favorite Things” without getting sued? 

The lack of a particular book from the library isn’t the reason “for the number of adults I’ve encountered who “Don’t like to read.”

Pete the Cat it delightful.

Needs moar shiplap.