Why yes, I most definitely CAN imagine that. I have seen that title in reverse actually, pretty much daily in my lifetime as have all of the women here. I see it every time one of the dipshit men I work very hard for thinks he needs to come and save the day just because he has nothing else to do, or needs to hear…

You guys are really free to stop giving Jeffree Star attention any time. No one here will be sad about it.

Children shouldn’t murder their baby-mamas with kitchen knives just because they don’t want to be parents, then.

To-AHst. Never not hilarious!

I strongly dislike James Cameron for that comment in Aliens when he DARES to suggest that the Alien universe and Terminator universes were linked by having the robot from Aliens ask if the robot from the Alien was a Hyperdyne systems model.

Ummm... His name was Jake Sully, so it was his last name.

Who likes this movie and why.

I’m convinced the original becoming the highest-grossing movie of all time was either a) a glitch in the Matrix or b) the result of a deal with the devil struck by Cameron. Everything about this franchise screams “flop” to me. idgi

It’s not “imperfect” it’s nonviable, that baby is not going to be a living human being for very long or not at all. Sure, I suppose you could force the individual to continue with the pregnancy, then go through the medically dangerous and emotionally harmful process of giving birth to a baby that won’t live, while…

Is it just me or do Jezebel articles get way less response than they once did? What happened?

Are you calling us OLD? Well, technically, I no longer exist demographically to the Nielsen people (one counts up to age 54, after which one is in the “55-to-death” demo).

It’s a date. But A) my stories are far more than one boozy night’s worth and B) i have to wait for one last person to die (because I have couth) before I consider publishing. As I’m in no hurry to lose that person, it will likely be awhile.

That is a gorgeous house on magnificent grounds - and an A+ address (many years ago I was in the beautiful home of the world’s greatest entertainer* - on San Ysidro Dr. It’s just that prestigey a street!)

I am deeply offended on Tim Burton's behalf 

I hope he has sensible financial advisers.

EW!

I’m more interested in Jefreeeee’s choice to look like Dollar Store Cruella de Vil.

Thank you Jezebel commenters for creating such a wonderful community: sharing your knowledge, make-up and skin care tips, relationship advice, kitty (and Bucky!) photos, recipes, your support and love. Thank you all for brightening my 2019 (and 2018, 2017, 2016, and 2015 :). I hope 2020 brings amazing things to all of…

Aanyone else hate New Years Rockin Eve? I can't stand Ryan Seacrest and most of the "artists" that perform.

When I was coming home from walking the dog (in my torn turtleneck, ratty jeans, etc), an neighbour came out and said “come in for drinks; we’ve got a few people in” (none of whom I know), and I’m like “Thanks, I’m good, I don’t actually like parties, but thanks”, and thinking that I’m not dressed for anything and…