I used the exact same adjective on another comment... grody indeed!

No you aren’t the only one... ‘tis grody! He’s a super cute pupper though but nuh-uh, nope, no way.

What? In? The? Fuck?

Why you hiding in the bushes with your shades on and your hood up, KAREN? She knows she’s breaking the rules... it’s all over her body language. Bitch should have just worn her camouflage lululemons and no one EVER would have noticed she was standing there coaching.

Yeah, Daddy will be walking a little slower for the next few days... most likely with his hand on his lower back!

That’s not so bad... my brother (and my aunt) used to lick Doritos and put them back in the bag. I did not know this until he confessed some 20+ years later. Who the EFF knows how many salivated Doritos I ate in my childhood? SO GROSS!!!

Plus... all of the older items are in front! Stock rotation, etc.

100% same!

NOPE! Take your rape-apologist attitude and shove it up your miserable ass. Too drunk to consent is different than regret, but you know that...

No. Sexual assault and rape are NOT just “doing something stupid” regardless of an individuals’ level of sobriety. Fuck off with that sexist shit. 

I’m guessing it’s gone the way of the dinosaur, considering it was entirely political.

Ahhh, you beat me to it. I was going to suggest a pineapple, but I like yours better!

You were an unintentional  ‘yuppie’ and I love it!

This picture makes him look like he has a giant goiter. I know it’s only because his hand is obscuring the view of the matching neck-fat on the other side of his rectangular head.

Sad and screaming for attention?

Well if that’s the case, she should be first in line! That lady is the definition of ‘homely’.  

He doesn’t?

There are just way too many contenders for the title of “DoucheGod”... it had to be retired. 

And why does it cover half of her eyebrow?

...shoulda went with Corn nuts