I respectfully disagree. That man is not attractive in any sense of the word... he does look a little less disgusting when standing next to his repugnant brother, Eric, but no.

That ish really stuck out to me as well... like BITCH, NO!!! She deserves to have her nose slapped with a newspaper!

I can’t put my finger on it either, but this dude has set off my creep-o-meter since the beginning of his career.  

100% same!

Hahahahahahahahahaaha 

My parents just returned from a Viking cruise on the Rhine and had nothing but positive things to say! They were treated like royalty, food was good, staff extremely accommodating and they loved every place they visited. 

Agreed! It’s twee.

It really is the perfect descriptor, even if it is a typo! 

Definitely! A small, worn paperback book... new ones have all of those sharp edges.

Mine will be the day the metal bars slam closed behind him as he enters his cell.*

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood ;)

It’s better than bad, it’s GOOD! You’re gonna love it... LOG!!!

UGH... dude needs to take a dirt nap already.

In the leading photo, front row, second from the left, the woman in green... WTF is the look on her face? Scary demon sent from hell to eat children? Soul collector of the wicked? I may never sleep again. 

OOOOOOOOOOH! Very exciting... this is the PERFECT time of year to receive a package from Transylvania! Make sure you’re wearing your garlic necklace when you open it though.

I saw them a couple years ago and I believe the tix were like $80, ridiculous! I wish I had went to more shows when they were cheaper... but I was a broke ass 20 something when prices were lower and they seemed too high back then as well!

Yeah, even after all these years (26 OMFG) I still wish I had been able to make it.

Mine was a December show ‘93... I was asked to go last minute and it would have been a 3 hour drive solo in my ancient Mercury Lynx with bald tires. I remember thinking I would just catch them next time around. Or not.

Turning down a free ticket to one of Nirvana’s final shows because I didn’t trust my car to get me there. 

I’m convinced that the skeleton is Dana Carvey. There was a Wayne’s World reference in the clues and also to ‘playing second fiddle’.  The voice and mannerisms fit as well.