HA! I was referring more to people who are unfortunately named first names that are similar to their last names, such as;

This is not at all petty... more like a mine-field full of red flags!  YIKES!

LOL just said the same! I suppose I should have read a little further before commenting.

I personally have known (not dated) many men who have basically the same first and last name. What in the ever-loving-fuckbeans were those parents thinking? 

I’m sure it was only the box that actually came from Tiffany’s

Naomi has been a raging asshole for the majority of her career. It is known. Yes, people can attempt to atone for their past, but this woman doesn’t have enough time left on earth to make up for all the shitty things she has done to others. Humanitarian? Her? What a fucking joke!

Same, girl (or guy).

Miley has zero ass. You cannot do the twerking if your ass has no actual cheek flesh. 

and the “rap” is always auto-tuned to hell and back.

Agreed!!! I have one teen daughter and Billie has done SO MUCH by way of showing my kid that you don’t have to let your ass hang out to showcase your talent. She (BE) seems sweet and silly and quite frankly, a total teen badass. Very refreshing in this plastic fantastic fake-ness of the average female pop star. 

Why not both?

Okay... 99% of us are fucked!

I’ll just take the Bernese Mountain Dog and whatever is left of the $22k after the purchase of said dog.

Never

Pretty sure that’s his current situation as well...

I’m sure they wear those idiotic hats to hide the balding chrome-domes underneath.

I can smell it from here!

yes, yes it is. 

I find this hilarious! It’s my (not so) secret defense mechanism to need the restroom anytime a sex scene comes on when I’m watching a movie with my parents. I’ve employed this technique since I was 13 years old and I still use it when necessary. 

H.O.R.R.I.F.Y.I.N.G!!!