I thought it was of her wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussauds.

OH GAWD!!! I just became nauseated. Oof, that’s bad!

Haha! Antibiotics were the one thing I didn’t see. It was like that quote from Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, “2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of blotter acid, salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers...”…

Met a guy in a dive bar, thought he was cute, had a few more chance encounters over about 6 months before exchanging numbers and making plans to have an actual date... bad idea. He lived in the most disgusting apartment I had every been in, just filthy and it smelled rancid. The horrifying thing was the drugs. He had…

I don’t know who the dude is, but that is Katy Perry with him... 

Seriously! My friends daughter went through a phase from age 3 to 4 where she only wanted to be referred to as “race-horse”. She would not respond to her actual name or anything other than race-horse. Her day care provider at the time refused to call her anything other than her given name because “you’re a little girl…

Well shit... If this comes to fruition, I’m blaming you ;)

Too bad 45 is so damn ignorant that he couldn’t comprehend most of it.

NO I didn’t and I’m still sorely disappointed!

This is my favorite one so far. I volunteer to be one of the fifty!

I actually spent some time searching for Vienetta just last week!

Came to say this... he played such a GOOD dummy though. And he is SO easy on the eyes.

I feel like all women should be given free Krav-Maga lessons, so that we can handle shit ourselves in scenarios such as this.

What the fuck difference does it make? NONE! These are violent little assholes, their appearance is irrelevant.

Right?!?

I think the Kate being referred to in the last sentence is Hepburn... 

Ditto! It makes me wonder if the Queen ever lounges around her chambers wearing her favorite raggedy-ass sweats from ‘86. I would like to believe that she does. 

No. It’s hideous. It’s borderline orthopedic in appearance without even considering the 4 inches of white rubber hanging out under your feet threatening to cause a fall/possible broken hip. Just like the thick-soled ugly ass sandals everyone is wearing this summer.

Nope... According to his ex wife, he can’t even schedule a flight. Someone else has always had to make all of his travel arrangements, car rentals, hotel reservations, etc. 

Nope... According to his ex wife, he can’t even schedule a flight. Someone else has always had to make all of his travel arrangements, car rentals, hotel reservations, etc.