E.X.A.C.T.L.Y.  

The Unicorn’s Secret by Steven Levy... It’s about Ira Einhorn (who was involved with the original Earth Day and a friend of Uri Geller) and the murder of his girlfriend Holly Maddox. 

Until they’re old enough to walk down the street alone carrying skittles and soda...

Oh I love her! She cracks me up when she tells this story, talking about how she felt like she was being so chill driving with Will and Jada in the car but she was ‘white-knuckling’ the steering wheel the whole time. hilarious!

No, just one time per twin.

I swear, all of the people who frequented that campground must have had digestive issues because I STILL have traumatic memories of some of the horrors I witnessed... People are gross!

It was the Yogi bear themed campground from hell, circa 1991. The late spring work consisted of raking, raking, and then more palm-blistering back-splitting raking. Once the weather warmed and the campers arrived there were fun activities like luaus, limbo contests, live bands, and hay rides... but not for me. I spent…

I would be willing to go undercover to investigate. Now.... who’s going to fund my research?

The thirst is palpable with that one!

Sparkly Batman.

Agreed! I can TOTALLY picture Affleck as an unapologetic drunken bed wetter who just flips the mattress instead of cleaning it...

That’s an excellent way to describe it! He always looks like he’s sucking on marbles or something.

Me too! I’m over here giggling like a 12 year old.

OMG my sisters LOVED the SHIT out of Xuxa back in the day! I haven’t thought about her/her show in eons! Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

More like Tiffany or Debbie Gibson with a few more successful songs. 

touche :)

*Sir Brienne of Tarth ;)

It was 12 (TWELVE) boxes of porn. 

I think I have a pretty good idea of how he ended up divorced.

And we can call it Mermaid Culture.