I’ve been hoping for this from the beginning, it’s not working. I think the evil burns through his veins with such force that it melts the copious amounts of fat buildup in his arteries. I suggest he order everything with MOAR GRAVY!

Looks like you’ve got yourself quite the troll ;)

Nah, they’ll probably feel so guilty about ‘what they did to their precious widdle baby’ that they compensate her for all of her lost income/earning potential.

‘nuff said!

100%! and, AND if any dude ever asked my dad for my hand/permission/blessing/ I’m pretty sure A) my dad would laugh in his face or B) I’d dump his ass on the spot. I am not owned property that will be changing hands in some transaction thankyouveryfuckingmuch!

“If Flour was a Person”

HEAR HEAR!!! I was only able to pay for one full year with my “college fund”, I was the oldest of 4 kids, and my siblings are much younger than me. My parents made too much on paper for me to qualify for any kind of assistance (I am an old, financing was different in the early 90's), and with 3 kids at home there was…

I love that word, it conjures such imagery and isn’t used nearly enough!

The original is The Steve Miller Band. Released in 1976. Much better than the Seal version.

Well shit, now so do I. I’ll be singing that shit all day :/

Thank you! This shit is ridiculous over here... Finally got Walker out (too late now that most of the unions are gone and we are now a ‘right to work’ state) and I don’t think the new guy, Evers, will be much better. Wish I could afford to move to a different state, but I really don’t see things being much better…

I love an emerald cut as well... but this thing is TOO big. I think I will strap on my skates and see if I can play a little hockey on that rink!

As dizzying as whiplash!

Hemorrhoidal relief wipes are the BEST way to refer to such a sore and sensitive asshole! I give his mom a sparkling 100 stars for gifting him with the absolute perfect moniker!!!

I suggest you re-read the comment... Tampa is her name sake but NOT the town she’s referring to. 

I truly just feel sorry for her... poor thing is as thick as a brick!

Exactly! She doesn’t understand the meaning of the word as it is being used. It’s very obvious she thinks it means different and nothing more. This girl has always been as dim as a 20 watt light bulb that burned out yesterday. 

I have yet to see a flattering pic... every single photo of him triggers waves of nausea for me. 

That father STILL works for Kelly... he’s credited on the most recently released tracks as a guitar player. Fucking sickening.  

That is really vile. Not surprising, but thoroughly disgusting.